Whats uppppp carrot pies!!
So I am having the worst insomnia right now – super sad because I’m the kind of person who wouldn’t be able to go to sleep IF there’s something bugging me, even something TINY I wouldn’t be able to sleep.
Do you believe in parallel universe? You know I learned about that term when I was watching 那些年我们一起追的女孩 in Taiwan?
You know since I am kinda like, “never say never” kinda girl, I’m definitely a firm believer in parallel universe(s) now. Especially after all the good and bad stuff I’ve gone through, makes me think of alternatives to my life you know? Like, what another me is doing in another universe… is she happy? Maybe different choices will result in different life paths but will result in the same amount (or even more?) happiness! YOU KNOW????
Of course you do. Which is why you are up with me right now, reading about my life rants.
To add to my annoyances, a few more people lately WISH THEY ARE the occasional parade-rainer, or ice-thrower onto my life. Funnily and ironically after I posted my rant about them here.
I guess they want me to reply to their nasty comments. To defend myself. To retort something along the lines of “OMG how dare you coward why don’t you just shut up and die”. They don’t know that I have better things to do with my time than to deal with them and their shit.
I guess I can address all the haters here now, since they are so lame they probably hate me but stalk me at the same time. *roll eyes to north pole, back, then all the way to north pole again*
Cute Version of Reply: I hope you will all hug a bucket of poopoo and lose your phones containing thousands of pictures of your cat (who has just died) ^.^v
Mean Version of Reply: (Highlight paragraph) I will hand you a mirror someday and you will FINALLY be able to take a look at yourself, then die of sadness. Someone will grab your wobbly fat wrists and vomit straight onto your face. The vomit will contain nuts, which you are allergic to, and then you will die for real. ^.^vvv
YAY PEACE OUT!!!!
Inserting a selfie because OF COURSE WHY NOT!!!